My neighbor is this crazy cat lady/artist. When she goes on trips, I take care of “her girls” for a few days or however long she is gone. She always pays me a few bucks, but that’s not important– I’d do it for free just to look at her bookshelf. 

Anyway, this was how she signed a page and a half note on how to take care of “Chloe (mask), Lulu (b + w), and ZeuseyGoosey (tabby).” I felt a weird note/signature with the return of her key was the only appropriate response. TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME JULIETE. 

Next time I think I’m going to draw a unicorn and a syringe. You know, just to throw her a curve ball.