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February 2011
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You Should Date an Illiterate Girl →
Um, whoah.
January 2011
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“The development of a pastry chef is not the development of techniques. It is the...”
On The Bro'd: 51 - Four Loko Addict →
I need to turn my life/career into something like Wonder Tonic. An excerpt from on the bro’d, a bro’s interpretation of Kerouac’s seminal On the Road.
onthebrod:
And suddenly Mississippi Derek turned to me from his crosslegged, patient shotgunning, and opened his mouth, and leaned close (no homo), and said, “This shit reminds of UT-Austin.”
“Are you a Longhorn?”
“Fuck no,...
December 2010
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November 2010
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WatchI’m a tiger I’m a shark.
October 2010
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“Yo dude, sorry I missed your mobile Popsicle stand today. Have the utmost props...”
– Text message at 4:45 AM from random number coworker
September 2010
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Q: Why does FOUR LOKO make me feel so good?
A: :)
July 2010
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Don’t you love it when you miss an amazing...
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I will make it a point to listen to more songs...
April 2010
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Warren Ellis, FTW
DAVE EGGERS: I don’t want to wake up and look at a screen. I feel like as a society, we try to put everything on that same goddamn screen, and pretty soon we’re going to be eating on the screen or, like, making love through the screen. It’s just sort of like: ‘Why does everything have to be on the screen?’
WARREN ELLIS: Some beardy druid from the oral tradition, a few thousand years back: "I don’t want to wake up and look at paper. I feel like as a society, we try to put everything on that same (Brythonic swear word) piece of paper, and pretty soon we’re going to be eating on paper or, forsooth, making love through paper. It’s just sort of like: 'Why does everything have to be on the paper?'"
DIE IN A FIRE EGGERS